🎸 80s Telegram
80s Singing Telegram
Neon, big hair, and a power ballad performed with more sincerity than the situation calls for. The 80s telegram commits completely, which is why it gets filmed every single time.
What to Expect
Full Commitment to the Bit
Our performer shows up in head-to-toe 80s — bright colors, big hair, and accessories that have no business being worn together. The routine leans into the decade's biggest, most dramatic songs, with your message delivered right at the emotional peak.
It's the funniest of the music-themed telegrams precisely because it's played straight. Nobody breaks character.
Best Used On
When the 80s Fits
- 🎂 40th and 50th birthdays — the soundtrack of their high school years
- 🎉 80s and "totally rad" themed parties
- 🏢 Office send-offs that need a bit of theater
- 💍 Anniversaries for couples who came up in the decade
- 📼 Anyone who still defends their favorite hair-metal band
Want the previous decade instead? The 70s telegram goes disco and funk. Running a full themed party? Add a DJ to keep it going.
Questions
80s Telegram FAQs
Send us your request and we'll tell you what we can do. There's no shortage of 80s anthems that work perfectly for this.
Yes — it's silly but clean. We keep the material workplace-friendly. Just let us know if there's anything you'd rather we skip.
Contact us for current pricing. Call or text 718-304-6922 with your date, time and location.
Other Telegram Themes
Cue the Power Ballad 🎸
Give us the who, where and when. We'll bring the hairspray.